Someone Asked Tom Hiddleston What Olympic Sport The Avengers Would Play, And It’s Strangely Entertaining

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Paris, August 2024 — The final week of the 2024 Paris Olympics has brought not only the world’s best athletes to the forefront but also a surprising influx of Hollywood stars, eager to witness the grandeur of the games. Amidst the excitement, Tom Hiddleston, the beloved actor who has portrayed Loki since 2011’s Thor, has sparked a whimsical conversation that combines the thrill of the Olympics with the charm of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU).

In a playful discussion, Hiddleston speculated on which Olympic sports the Avengers would dominate, and his choices are both entertaining and oddly fitting. Despite Loki’s characteristically mischievous and often antagonistic stance towards the Avengers, Hiddleston’s insights offer a delightful glimpse into this hypothetical scenario.

Mark Ruffalo’s Hulk: According to Hiddleston, the Hulk would excel in any event involving throwing, given his incredible strength. “He just wants to throw things to the other side of the stadium,” Hiddleston mused, perfectly capturing the Hulk’s penchant for brute force.

Spider-Man: Initially considered for pole vault, Spider-Man (played by Tom Holland) would undeniably secure gold in the Men’s Speed Climbing event. With the sport climbing events set to air on Tuesday and medals to be awarded on Thursday, viewers might find themselves daydreaming about Spidey’s potential prowess on the climbing wall.

Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine: Hiddleston imagined Wolverine as a formidable oarsman in rowing competitions, though he quickly acknowledged that there’s virtually nothing Wolverine can’t do. This aligns with Hiddleston’s previously expressed wish for Loki to interact with Wolverine or Daredevil.

Loki: When it comes to his own character, Hiddleston suggested the High Jump, leveraging Loki’s agility and deceptive prowess. The Men’s High Jump events are slated for August 7th and 10th, adding an extra layer of intrigue for fans.

Captain America vs. Black Panther: Hiddleston pitted Captain America (Chris Evans) against Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman) in the Men’s 400m. Both characters possess extraordinary speed and endurance, making it a tantalizing matchup. The Men’s 400m heats begin this Sunday, promising a thrilling spectacle.

Iron Man: Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.), envisioned as a high jumper, might ultimately abstain from competition. Hiddleston humorously noted that Stark would “stay well clear of the track.” Interestingly, Downey Jr. is set to return to the MCU as Doctor Doom, a role announced at last week’s San Diego Comic-Con. This raises fascinating possibilities for interactions between Loki and Doctor Doom.

Black Widow and Thor: Hiddleston pegged Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) as a gymnast, showcasing her agility and acrobatics. Thor (Chris Hemsworth), naturally, would dominate any event involving hammer throwing. As for Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner), his archery skills would make him an unbeatable competitor in the Archery events.

With the MCU gearing up for Avengers: Doomsday in 2026, perhaps our favorite superheroes should consider training like Olympians or even enlisting a few real-world athletes. Tom Hiddleston’s entertaining theories not only bring a touch of Marvel magic to the Olympics but also remind us of the universal appeal of these characters and the boundless fun of imagining them in new and exciting scenarios.

As the Paris Olympics draw to a close, fans can relish the whimsical idea of the Avengers competing on this grand stage, adding another layer of enjoyment to both the games and the Marvel Universe.